Prairie Dogs Love You

I’m done with the herd, I’m spreading my wings and joining a flock!

It’s snowing in the mountains and memories of adventures to be had must wait.

It wasn’t creepy until the bird started touching his foot.

the Bobcat, a mascot of a minor irrelevant college in Montana, haunts the placid sin riddled dreams of Mike.

Mike often wakes up wishing he was wearing underwear that he could soil.

When Mike finally reappeared after several months of absence, barely anyone commented on his weight gain and the smell of carrot liquor on his breath.

Mike tries to be somber when he gets exactly what he wants, but inevitably explodes with unchecked jubilance

It’s routine for Mike to eat his own body weight in carrots, but he also likes to share.

When they weren’t arguing with each other, Mike and his brother would foolishly taunt an old coyote in the neighborhood.