Prairie Dogs Love You

It’s routine for Mike to eat his own body weight in carrots, but he also likes to share.

When they weren’t arguing with each other, Mike and his brother would foolishly taunt an old coyote in the neighborhood.  

To increase his Klout score, Michael had decided to literally yell at his neighbors what he had just wrote on Twitter.

To explain away his itching, Mike used the “I’m practicing how to Bowl!” excuse.  This might have worked had any of Mike’s friends known what “bowling” was.  

Though other tribes scared most, Phil made friends with anyone.

Mike once feigned a love for Jesus for a free cookie.

Ceilon, after eating a pile of buffalo chips and suddenly learning their ingredients.

Even as they gazed at a passing herd of the majestic beasts, Nate remained unconvinced that getting licked by a buffalo had any tangible benefits. Mike insisted otherwise.

Shawn could have sworn he heard the unmistakable noise of high amplitude EM waves exciting the molecules of legume and dairy product wrapped in an oiled carbohydrate substrate.

The microwave makes a special beep when you use the “burrito” setting.

The apartment smelled better after Mike switched G to a new shampoo.