Long weekends are reserved for lazy 72hr Sunday-style cuddling
Eliza began to act weird after following an obscure prairie dog tumblr.
Pumpkin carving in the Mike household is an act of abstract expressionism. Bring an open mind and an empty stomach.
Scott was never invited to Mike and Caroline’s burrito night again after The Feverish Doots Incident.
The sturdy industrious souls struggle to balance the weakness in the heart with strong will and genuine love for others. Mike however, preferred to rub his belly button in the gravel.
The Penultimate Prairie Dog Diet, consisting mainly of pork, was disastrous for meerkat diabetes prevention.
Mike was confident Caroline loved getting licked behind her ear. Caroline’s expression belied this notion.
Though she had hair the color of golden wheat at dusk, it was her straw filled cheeks that captured Mike’s heart.
A bout of virulent narcolepsy stymied any prospects for Mike’s uncensured live webcam.