Prairie Dogs Love You

When Mike finally reappeared after several months of absence, barely anyone commented on his weight gain and the smell of carrot liquor on his breath.

Mike tries to be somber when he gets exactly what he wants, but inevitably explodes with unchecked jubilance

It’s routine for Mike to eat his own body weight in carrots, but he also likes to share.

When they weren’t arguing with each other, Mike and his brother would foolishly taunt an old coyote in the neighborhood.  

To increase his Klout score, Michael had decided to literally yell at his neighbors what he had just wrote on Twitter.

Monty wasn’t judgmental, but he just didn’t like how his neighbor Mike has so many female “friends.”  Monty had to draw the line at the bi-sexual married MILF.

Though other tribes scared most, Phil made friends with anyone.

Mike once feigned a love for Jesus for a free cookie.

Ceilon, after eating a pile of buffalo chips and suddenly learning their ingredients.

Even as they gazed at a passing herd of the majestic beasts, Nate remained unconvinced that getting licked by a buffalo had any tangible benefits. Mike insisted otherwise.